wheeeeee! Food!

There was another reason why people came into Whole Foods...or at least a reason why another One person came into Whole Foods. And by the time she had gotten near the door, the Assistant Manager was already on his ear piece signaling a Code purple. But it was too late....oh it was much too late as the wonky woman stared down at the store from a distance, stretching her fingers as if there was about to be some Wild West showdown that was about to happen. Spitting off to the side, she pulled a toothpick from her pocket and began to chew on it for dramatic effect, as she quaffed the street luge board in her left hands fingerless gloved grip. Dawning what appeared to be Bruce Lee's old jumpsuit, she completed the ensemble with the customary goggles that she took everywhere. Staring down the double doors, she could see the innate panic within Brad, the Assistant Manager's, eyes as he tried frantically to figure out what to do next. But there was nothing....NOTHING he could do to prevent what was about to happen next. As no one could prevent FUN.

Gathering herself, Tinker got a running start as the mischievous grin spread across her threw down the luge and let it roll out in front of her. Giving a running jump, she pushed her weight backwards, landing on the board back first as she grabbed the sides of her sleek vehicle with her hands, controlling it with her weight as the double doors opened up thanks to Brad. He had already gotten chewed out by corporate one time for the broken mess of door she had created last time she had nothing to do but terrorize Whole Foods, as she had no intention on stopping. As the doors opened like the gates to some type of clean eating heaven, Stephanie began to cackle maniacally as she sped past Brad, waving her hand at him before hanging a serious physics defying right to avoid running over some fat lady who had came to get her fix of chocolate lava cake. As she sped along she spoke to her A.I as she lifted THE DEVICE to her face and said, "Sckh, Ashley, where can the package be procured?! This is a matter of National Security!"

As she said this, the virtual blueprint of the store popped up on the display, followed by the video feed from every aisle. THERE IT WAS! Weaving in and out of people traffic, Tink moved thru people's legs, and others she just sort of bowled over and out of her way. As she headed towards aisle seven, something caught her eye, and none of it was the screaming devastation that she was leaving in the wake of her super top secret mission. There was someone closer with the package! That meant that all of the one's on aisle seven were just decoys. DEVIOUS WHOLE FOODS STORE! Dramatically turning on the aisle of the target who was now playing with tomatoes...organicly dank tomatoes. She said to her system, "Drive by time, Ashley, TODAY WE DO IT FOR AMERICA!" Being that a grocery cart constituted as a mechanism, the A.I had no problem "entering" it, as it began to tip over seemingly at it's own accord. As it leaned, Tinker snatched a forty-eight pack of Oreo's from the victims cart, her goggles tuned to maximum perception so she didn't miss. Placing them against her chest, she rotated her weight as she flowed around the corner before hopping off the Luge, allowing it to roll towards the registers.

Began her accent up the aisle she pulled herself up to the top as she shouted at the top of her lungs, "BEHOLD BRAD, I CANNUT BE DEFEATED. You and your agents of produce are NO MATCH. There isn't a stocker alive who can keep my hands off of THESE!" Throwing her hands up, she showed Whole Foods her prize, as some began to scramble to her feet, unamused by her, her winnings, or all the unnecessary stuff she went thru to produre them. Looking down, Stephie pointed her finger at Ravenna as she said, "NICE TRY, with the attempt to throw me off with the aisle full of replicas. But I am just too...in....intal...intelllllll....I'M JUST TO SMART FOR THAT!" Cackling once more, the woman continued to stand on top of the aisle as she basked in her glory.